FREE Audition Monologues For 26-Year-Old Girls!

After graduating from my one Acting Class 1, a beginner acting class for adults, I was so inspired by a self-fulfilling daydream of nailing an audition, first try, booking a role, and being a community theatre starlet, etc. I even went so far as to research audition monologues suitable for 26-year-old girls. However, I was quickly bummed out! 

Most results were links that lead to purchasing for an entire book of monologues or to digitally purchase the plays they originated. Another option transcribing monolouges found on TikTok from someone giving an example of what they use to audition. But, then it’s in your head! Are you doing a monologue or simply an impression of a monologue that you’ve had to listen to over and over! You can never know for sure.

So, I’ve taken it upon myself to provide FREE Audition Monologues For 26-Year-Old Girls. Below you will find a wide range of emotional commitment, ways to showcase excellent timing, and most importantly intuition of making good choices. 

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Dental Hygienist Who Was Mean In Highschool

Hey, girl! Okay, open wide. Wider. Good. A little scrapping here, let me know if you need a break. Spit. Close your mouth and spit. Thank you. Okay, there is a little bleeding in the gums, do you floss every day or not? You can be honest with me. You don’t? Oh. No, I’m not laughing at you, it’s just very important to floss twice a day. Spit. Takes like 1 minute, then you can go right back onto Instagram. Little wider, thank you. Alright, I’ll try to be more sensitive in those areas. Turn your head to the left a little. Sorry, if I poked too hard, I just got engaged and am adjusting to the weight of my new engagement ring on my newly engaged finger. My whole equilibrium is off. Close your mouth and spit. Are you seeing anyone or not? No? No, no, no, I would never laugh at you, honey. Open. Everyone moves at their own pace. A little wider. I didn’t meet my hubby-to-be until postgrad. Spit. Oh, you are a postgrad? Bite down real quick. You just seem younger, I didn’t know people our age still wore Converse. Wow, there is a lot of bleeding in the gums. Tilt up for me. They sell eclectic toothbrushes at TJMaxx, you know? Okay, spit. But you look like TJMaxx isn’t your thing. Spit. They don’t sell nose-piecing jewelry.  Open again. Alright, you are all done! I’ll send in the Dentist, and I’ll make sure he knows about the floss situation. 

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Nepo Baby

It seems like you have a super specific vision for the caption, so I feel like it would be easier if you just wrote it out. I would just get in the way. Trust me, you think writing an Instagram caption would be easy but I promise you I would just find a way to mess it up. Well, I would do it, and I appreciate you trusting me but I got logged out of the Instagram account. I would log back on with the password in the email you just forwarded me, but I’m logged into too many accounts at the moment. One of them is my dog's Instagram account, which I used to share with my ex. If I log off then he will be the only one with access to the account. This is kind of the only form of communication we have left. Kind of. I  DM his new girlfriend from the dog account and asked her to pass the message along to him. No, sorry, I don’t know how to work the printer, but I can try to find a YouTube tutorial for it and get back to you. It might just be faster if you go ahead and print it, if you need it ASAP. Oh, and while I have you here, I’m taking next week off to go the Cancun for a family friend's bachelorette party. I didn't put in the time request because I still haven't set up my employee portal. So that’s why I’m telling you right now. I can look into it after I get back from lunch! Do you want anything, I’m taking the company card. A tuna melt? Great, I’ll send you the Venmo request when I get the receipt! I won't charge you for the tip, because I don’t believe in leaving one. See you in four to five hours! 

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Tampon Girl

 Wow, sorry if I stink! I just ran a 14K before walking over here! Let me just stretch real quick! I love your shoes! I love the sky! I want to jump up and down! I don't know why I’m telling you this but in the 12th grade, I was involved in a hit and run! I just kept driving! No time to stop! When I feel the guilt creeping back in I just keep on going! Driving! Running! Whatever! Nothing can hold me back! I need to live life in six to eight-hour increments before taking a bathroom break! I can hold it! I’ve gotten toxic shock syndrome at least ten times but that doesn't stop me! I run my own business! Buy my shampoo! Buy my shampoo! Buy my shampoo! I made it in my garage for other girls with frizzy hair! I can’t experience emotional intimacy! I always have a secret! I am never comfortable! It was a Ford Wrangler! I was going 85 in a 50-speed limit zone! I buy fake plants because I am scared of killing real ones! I eat my meals standing up! They will never trace the accident back to me because I was driving my cousin's rental car when I was visiting him in Reno! I feel stretched and ready for our walk now! Ready to hear about what is new with you!

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Pad Girl

Oh, man. I got chilie cheese dog on my sleep shirt. (Take a full minute to waddle off stage before taking your bow).

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Curtains up on a long and prosperous acting career! You can thank me later, in your Oscar acceptance speech.